This is a stick up...give me your kidney or else.

Seriously, what possible use do you have for that spare. It just takes up extra space in your abdomen.

Come on..its time to downsize and I'd be happy to take it off your hands (belly?)

Here's irony for you...when a friend needed a kidney, I offered mine, only to find out that mine were worse than hers.

So here's my pitch.

I'm 60 years old, and in otherwise good health. I've been on dialysis for 18 months and loving every minute of it.......NOT.

So if you're looking to donate, your blook type is O and would like a few weeks off after a minor surgical intervention, let's talk.